t.A.T.u. New Video Uncensored

May 19th, 2008 Dave

In a bad day for music but good day for titties, the girls from t.A.T.u. join Keeley Hazell in the list of people we would like to stay quiet and show titties instead of singing that annoying crap.  But hey, at least they’re finally showing their tits in this video.  Most of the good action happens after the 50 second mark, so watch from there.  The rest of the video/song, as you might have guessed, sucks balls.

Also, this clip might get removed soon, so you know, watch it before it’s too late.

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Angelina Jolie Topless (Yay!) And Pregnant (Boooo)

May 19th, 2008 Dave

Much debate has occurred over whether pregnant chicks remain fuckable or not.  Now, I’m not gonna pretend to be Jesus here and decide which side is right and which is wrong.  I’m just here to show you guys titties, and that’s what I’ll do.  And don’t worry, we don’t judge. More pictures sans-judgment after the break:

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Britney Spears In A Bikini: An Objective Review

May 19th, 2008 Dave

Fig 1.1: good angle = I’d tap that ass.

Usually, whenever some pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini (or showing her snatch) show up, the press in general have a field day.  Maybe not a field day, because after all this time, everyone’s kinda used to her flabby gut showing up in websites and whatnot.  Either way, I decided it was my task to perform an objective review of her body, in the name of science.  More picture and amazing conclusions after the break:

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Keeley Hazell’s Music Video: Hilarious

May 19th, 2008 Dave

One of our favorite girls to feature here at the site has always been Keeley Hazell, and usually she provides us with really great material that’s pretty hard to criticize.  I mean, in all good consienceness, how could you trash a girl with what are probably the second greatest sets of titties?  Answer: you fucking can’t.

However, as it usually happens with really fucking hot girls, they try to prove that they’re more than just really juicy pieces of meat.  And, hilariously, it turns out that no, they’re not.  Your other “talents” (and I use the word “talents” pretty loosely here) SUCK BALLS.

I mean, seriously, the only redeeming part of the whole music video was staring at her titties, and I already can do that on the thousands of topless pictures she has on the Internet (and she’s showing nipple on those), without being subjected to that god-awful singing.  I mean, seriously Keeley, you’re fucking hot, let that be enough for you and knock off that stupid belowing.

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Would You Hit The Goofy Chick?

May 15th, 2008 Dave

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So what do you think guys?  Would you tap that ass?  I know I wouldn’t tho, ’cause fuck baseball, that’s why.

Last week’s results:

Well, it’s not technically last week, but it was the last time we had a Would You Hit It.  We pitted the super hot Emmanuelle Chriqui vs. the kinda meh Hayden Patteniere, and much to my surprise you guys chose Hayden, by quite a larger margin:

• Hayden Panettiere: 58%
• Emmanuelle Chriqui: 42%

I’m not sure what to make of this other than come on guys!  Emmanuelle Chriqui is way hotter than that Heros bitch.  But I digress and the people have spoken.  Long live Hayden, I guess.

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Thursday’s Random Girl: September Carrino

May 14th, 2008 Dave

There’s huge boobs and then there’s September Carrino’s massive, yet totally hot tits.  You’ve gotta give it to the girl: she sure has nice knockers.  So crack open a cold one, and enjoy (after the break):

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